PJ's Pad

8:29pm: Look, I'm back. And I have some bad news.

I HAVE A BROTHER NOW. He's little and he cries and he pulls my hair...but I guess I like him. He's trying to do big boy stuff like crawl and he eats yucky mashed nasty foods that i call "eww poo poo". His name is Malachy. Momma says no one can make him laugh as much as I do, it kinda makes me feel special. He likes to follow me around and drool on my toys, but I guess he's an okay kid in the end. Momma calls him Baloo! Like how she calls me Mowgli! She also calls him Bubba or Baby Cash and she calls me Baby Hendrix cuz of my hair and how I already wanna play the guitar.

I'm going to FINALLY go see Auntie Jenn and my cousin Joey. Momma and Na-Na have bought all sorts of goodies for our big bye bye and I get to go on a real PLANE. I'm very excited. They have a pool and I'm excited cuz I love to swim. I can't wait to show my Auntie how I know how to skateboard.

I'm a little sad because Momma and Daddy aren't together anymore. I miss my Daddy and sometimes I am angry or I have bad fits because I just don't understand. I haven't seen Daddy in a while but I miss him and love him. I try to call him on the phone but he doesn't answer.

Well, its bedtime and the old people think I'm just typing nonsense on the computer. Shows how much they know!

Like my new look? I LOVE Pirates! Mommy made a video of me today acting like a Pirate. I'm so cool!

12:45am: Daddy got very very sick and had to go to the hospital, then after daddy got very very sick, I got very sick but didn't go to the hospital, I just went to my doctor and I cried because I didn't feel good, but he gave me the medicine that is making me feel all better.

Mommy is very sad. The big Best Buy won't be taking her away from me anymore, and I know shes happy to be at home to play with me, but she is sad because when she went into the big Best Buy she came out with the moneys. I hate the moneys, you need the moneys to do anything! I wish I could give all the moneys in the world to my Mommy so she wont cry anymore. I laid down with her and gave her kisses and then let her have my Smoochy because he's the best when you don't feel good...but she still cried.

Don't cry mommy, I still love you, the Best Buys was stupid anyways, Daddy and I will take care of you and make that sad go away real fast.

12:04pm: I'm officially a big boy. I'm one year old now. Wow, I feel so grown up. Pretty soon I wont even wear diapers anymore, woooooooooooooow.

3:27pm: Wow, I haven't written here in a LONG time.

I'm 10 months old now. I'm such a big boy. I am 32 inches tall but I'm skinny and only weigh 25 pounds, people stills ay wow, he's a biggie but I'm no fattie people!

I also throw many temper tantrums, though as my Na-Na says, Mommie's gotta "nip that in the bud." I don't get what that means but Mommy doesn't give me what I want when I scream my head off...I figured annoying her to death would mean watching Nightmare Before Christmas again but she just doesn't speak my language. And I only know a few words from hers. *sighs* Adults are so hard to talk to sometimes!

I get to go on a big trip in 2 weeks. I'm going to Washington to meet my Uncle Erik and my cousins and my Mommies Na-Na and Poppa. My Uncle Eriks puppy is dying so I wanna get a good play in with him so he has happy memories before he has to go back to whereveer puppies come from...just like Mommies Nemo fish I talked about on here! But he went back to the ocean, where do puppies go when they "die"? I don't know what this dying thing is but I don't like it one bit.

My real Poppa "died" and now he lives in a box on the bookshelf...but he's going back to the ocean too. I just don't understand it. I never met him...I love my Poppa but he was my Mommie's real Daddy so she was pretty sad about it. But I always share my toys with my Mommie and give her bites of my food so she will be happy.

Well I'm gonna go listen to Black Sabbath with my Uncle Joe now!

2:06pm: I had the sickies really really badly. So badly that mommy and daddy had to take me to the hospital, I thought we were going to the hospital where I was born so I could see all the nice nurses who helped me in NICU, but it was too far away. We weren't there too long but I guess I'm goingto be okay except I may be getting an ear infunction, I had the poopies & still have the poopies and was throwing up but the doctor said I have some big word I can't pronounce and if it gets worse I have to go back. No thank you, I don't want a thingie stuck up my bum again. Mommy says I have the "stomach flu", I don't like it one bit, and on top of that my teefs are really bothering me!

I did get a bunch of new outfits a bit ago though they are pretty cool. And Mommy's always getting me stuff off of ebay.

Mommy says in like 9 months we'll get to see Joey & Aunt Jenn, yay!

10:58pm: Yay I gots new shoes! I just like chewing on them, haha. I wear a size 4 wide now. I have big feets, or so mommy says!

I also got new babas, and some new NEMO clothes, and see, told you mommy was a nerd...she got me a star wars outfit, and star wars cereal and a lightsaber thats also a spoon. I'm not kidding about the last one.

She wanted to get Elmo stuff for Joey but the one I decided on (I grabbed it) they only had in 0-3 months...blah!

3:31pm: We're going to Toys R US! Only, not for me, though I'll end up with something. Mom wants to go look at Star Wars toys...and when Mom says Star Wars, Daddy always says NERD ALERT. So I'm going to say the same exact thing to her, mwahaha.

Let's see, my tooth still isn't here all the way but its not bothering me too much, silly teeth monsters, I just chew on anything and everything and it helps me. Mom got me teething toys but I'd much rather crew on clothes of hers and stuff I'm not supposed to have, like her cell phone and her ipod, and she sits there for hours trying to figure out HOW exactly I found them too, mwahaha. Silly Mommy.

I can stand now, I just grab something and pull myself up, its getting so easy...I could be walking next...which would be cool because this crawling thing sucks, I just cant get it down right.


Well better go drool on the clothes Mommy set out for me until she finally sets one out that I like, hehe.

4:38pm: I forgot to talk about my cousin Matthew. He's my auntie Trish's baby, he's one cool kid. I gotta teach him the ropes. Mom says him & Auntie Trish may come down to see us soon. I really hope so because I miss them.

Then there is my cousin Joey. He's like...my good twin. I try to talk to him all the time on the computer all the time but my stinky Mommy and crazy Auntie Jenn are always going on...and on...and on.

Oh, they got me another baby einstein...and Mommy is going to go buy Joey one today...STAY AWAY JOEY, STAY AWAY! They take over your brain with the puppets and music.


Oh and the teeth monsters have taken over my mouth. They hurt me. I keep crying but they wont go away, mommy says they are here to stay. I HATE THEM. *Pouts*

11:09am: Yeesh. I finally got control of the computer, and where did all my loyal fans go? Some loyal fans you are. Jeez. My Mom's always on here when she's not showering me with attention so how's a kiddo supposed to update? Then when she goes to work the sandman comes and makes me go to sleep. ( I really don't like him, he always ruins my fun) so there goes the oppurtunity. The Mommy Monster thinks I'm down for a nap right now so she's making some food and doing laundry, little does she know I'm typing.

Still no teeth monsters, I've successfully kept them away.

Shots are even scarier though.

I can almost crawl, look out world, here I come.

Mommy got me this Bbay Einstein DVD and its evil I tell you, it has this music and these puppets... *shudders* and you can't help but watch, they're so funny...and cuet! Almost as cute as me! They dance around and talk about stupid things and ahh they take over your brain! But I can't help but watch.

Time to throw a tantrum, I'll update more later.

She's coming so...

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11:29am: Yesterday, I turned 5 months old. I feel like an old man now! What's next? The TEETH everyone seems to keep talking about. The way mommy described it they're little hard white monsters who eat though your gums and take over! That's scarier then Barney! And Barney is one scary guy.


Mommy says everyone is having babies. How am I supposed to stay cutest of them all if there's more babies to compete with? Anutie Trish is having a baby who I call *insert baby talking here*, mommy just thinks im babbling but thats really his name! He told me though the cage of doom! (aka his mommies tummy) and Auntie Jenn is having Joseph. I have not talked to him yet cuz he lives far away. I was trying to type to him the other day but his Mommy and my Jessica Simpson of a Mommy thought that I was typing to her!

I can roll over now. Just wish I could walk. I am trying this crawling thing but Mommy laughs at me while I stick my booty in the air and can't get past there. I will show her one day when I walk around nakie and pee on things. MWAHAHA.

Mom has introduced me to these so called "solid foods". what a load of poopy. the rice cereal is gross. I do like the peas & applecause rice cereal mix in the jar. the normal rice cereal tastes like diaper. then i saw she got my desserts, pudding? sounds good, cuz ive had a ltitle taste oif ice cream and sweet stuff is yummy!

I better go. Mommy is coming, better not let her see how well I type...uh...

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1:35am: Mommies Nemo fish is going back to the ocean today! I saw them put him in a baggy and he was swimming upside down, well, he wasn't swimming, I think he was taking a nap. Mommie seemed really sad about this, she evn cried. Silly Mommy, he's going back to his daddy! Daddy took him back to the fish store where they'll put him in the potty and he'll go home. Mommy should be happy, but I think Bubbles & Peach might miss him. So Mommy is going to get a new Nemo fishy, maybe she'll get one that needs a mommy and daddy and he can be my fishie brother!

Tomorrow we're going to go the aquarium and see all the big big fishies. I'm happy, I love fishies.

I'm sleepy so I'm gonna snuggle with my Koda-Bear, Pooh Bankie & Daddy right now. Hehe, lots of drool puddles will be left for daddy on his shirt when he wakes up in the morning.

1:42pm: Yay!
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